Minisode: Wackymetrics IX

Our broadcasting year concludes with the wackiest race yet. In the deserts of New Jersey, we get to see the Slag Bros having fun on a merry-go-round, the Creepy Coupe going into ourobouros mode, and Dick’s terrible free-throw form. It’s the most fun in the park, when you’re Dastardly in the dark.

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Minisode: Wackymetrics 8 (King Klong Escapes)

Dear me, your hair is a sight! Also, you’re a giant ape!

Why not let li’l ol’ Penelope give y’all a li’l ol’ makeover while she rides the humps of a li’l ol’ lake monster. And don’t let Dastardly hypnotize y’all like he did that li’l ol’ dog! Bye, y’all!

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Minisode: Wacky Races VII: Sombrerometrics

It’s time for The Baja-Ha-Ha Race! Wacky Racism with all your favorite Mexican characters: the lazy guy, the lazy guy with the hat, the wily donkey merchant, the mud hole. Today Darrill, MikeD and Lindsay learn how Wacky Races takes place in the same universe as Grimm’s fairy tales and Final Fantasy VII.

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Minisode: Wackymetrics VI

In this emotionally grueling episode of Wacky Races, Muttley must contemplate a date with destiny, after ol’ flim-flam man Dick Dastardly tries the phony cow routine one too many times. Meanwhile Penelope becomes enmeshed in the ol’ Little Red Riding Hood routine and we meet a cheerful wolf from college.

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Minisode: Wackymetrics 5

In response to popular demand, Wackymetrics continues! Lindsay, Darrill and MikeD enjoy their 5th zany contest, now set in the beautiful Ozarks. Dastardly discovers his hillbilly roots, while Penelope gets a faceful of mud and rewages the War of Northern Aggression. Most shocking of all, we learn the Red Max’s wings are useless.

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Minisode: Wackymetrics IV

Lindsay, Darrill and MikeD watched Wacky Races episode 4: Beat The Clock To Yellow Rock. This installment sees Blubber Bear confronted with the terror of life in the wild; Dick Dastardly hopping from geyser to geyser; and the Ant Hill Mob left naked and afraid by a gang of rampaging Boo Boos. Only in America!

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Minisode: Wackymetrics III

It’s all about Big Chief Crazy Buffalo in Wacky Races Episode 3, as we follow that legendary indigenous leader through his treacherous first contact with Dick Dastardly. We also learn about the amazing car repair powers of the Slag Brothers’ clubs, and discuss how Dick and Muttley represent two halves of the Wile E. Coyote archetype.

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