Episode 49: ??????????????? (2013)

As Ep 50 approaches, Lindsay, Darrill and Awesome Mike chose this week’s movie via Random Movie Generator. And we won’t tell you what it is until you listen! Hint: It’s the greatest Danish superhero movie we’ve seen since Russian Terminator? And our greatest dubbed movie since Catman In Boxer’s Blow? And our greatest movie about people sneaking into a house full of weird plants, even better than Habitat? And our greatest movie where the hero gets beaten up by his gym teacher, even better than Habitat? Do you know what it is now? Huh do ya?

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Episode 36: Hentai Kamen – Forbidden Super Hero (2012)

This one is too new to be truly forgotten, but when Lindsay discovered the saga of Panty-Man versus Wednesday Osbourne, Goody-Two-Shoes Man, and Slenderly-Fit Man, she had to show it to us. His origin story is thinking panties are a mask. He inherited dominatrix powers from his mom. He thwarts suicide attempts with his balls. He does it all.

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Episode 28: Captain America (1990)

The 1994 Fantastic Four went over so well that Darrill has now brought a slightly less half-assed Marvel outing. Hear about the Captain’s sneaky carjacking trick, Ronny Cox’s utopian environmental agenda, the Red Skull’s Spring Breakers-style piano castle, his classy Nazi babe henchmen, the world’s worst newspaper montage, and the awful music of Southside Johnny. Only in America! and Italy

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Episode 18: The Fantastic Four (1994)

Yes, the four of us watched that Fantastic Four movie everyone’s talking about. It looks good for a million-dollar budget! The hand-drawn squiggles and force fields, the wacky wobbling stretching arms, the suits that only one of them enjoys wearing… And with stars like Rebecca Staab, Joseph Culp and Ian Trigger, what more do you need?

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