Minisode: Wackymetrics IX

Our broadcasting year concludes with the wackiest race yet. In the deserts of New Jersey, we get to see the Slag Bros having fun on a merry-go-round, the Creepy Coupe going into ourobouros mode, and Dick’s terrible free-throw form. It’s the most fun in the park, when you’re Dastardly in the dark.

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Minisode: Wackymetrics 8 (King Klong Escapes)

Dear me, your hair is a sight! Also, you’re a giant ape!

Why not let li’l ol’ Penelope give y’all a li’l ol’ makeover while she rides the humps of a li’l ol’ lake monster. And don’t let Dastardly hypnotize y’all like he did that li’l ol’ dog! Bye, y’all!

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Minisode: Secret Squirrel vs. Yellow Pinkie (1965)

As you know, this week marks the 50th anniversary of Secret Squirrel’s momentous encounter with arch-criminal Yellow Pinkie. This just might be the most underrated Hanna-Barbera show. It makes no sense at all. So SS is the Sneaky Service’s top agent, but as Darrill, Mike and Mike learn, he’s nothing without faithful Morrocco Mole [sic].

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Minisode: Biker Mice III — The Epic Conclusion

When we last checked in with Vinnie, Moto and Throttle, they’d been framed for Lawrence Limburger’s daring diamond heist / mayor abduction. Can they defend themselves in Sleepy Court? Do they want opera tickets, parking vouchers, or to see the Chicago Nubs? MikeR and Lindsay were on the edge of their seats for this thrilling finale.

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Minisode: Biker Mice III is a cliffhanger

It’s all about municipal governance and executive power grabs in episode 3 of Biker Mice From Mars: The Reeking Reign of the Big Cheese, Part One. MikeR and Lindsay join ICP in wondering how magnets work, are repelled by Mayor Limburger’s masochistic minion, and give some controversial views on what can melt steel beams.

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Minisode: Peter Potamus in America Or Bust

Peter Potamus, the Peter Griffin of time-traveling ungulates, has much to teach us about negotiation strategies, conquistadorism, and intercultural exchange. Mike, Mike and Darrill were fascinated to learn about Peter Potamus’s central role in both the discovery of America, the conning of the Indians by peace treaties, and the scourging of infidels by burning at the stake. Only in America!

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Minisode: Wacky Races VII: Sombrerometrics

It’s time for The Baja-Ha-Ha Race! Wacky Racism with all your favorite Mexican characters: the lazy guy, the lazy guy with the hat, the wily donkey merchant, the mud hole. Today Darrill, MikeD and Lindsay learn how Wacky Races takes place in the same universe as Grimm’s fairy tales and Final Fantasy VII.

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